Quran: An Atheist's Ex-muslim's Translation

This Translation will be based on a mixture of the Hafs & Warsh versions of the Quranic Text; Muslims believe that the Quran was protected by God from any corruption and that islt is the same today as it was 1,400 years ago, but–newsflash–there are over 25 MODERN versions of the Quran–Mainly the Hafs & Warsh Versions–all with varying degree of pronunciation which in many cases alter the meaning of the Quran. The Quran was a recited oral scripture–Hence the variations in the written versions, numbering of versions, and interpretations–writing it down was in fact an innovation (bid3a) that was not decreed by Muhammed himself.

The Goal of this translation is to expose the Islamist rot from within; I am an Ex-muslim-Turned Atheist Pharaoh–I studied Islam and the Quran for 20+ years; The Quran really did guide me–out of Islam–that is why the punishment for simply leaving Islam–i.e apostasy is capital Punishment=Death. Islam is the North Korea of a "religion"–It's really a political Ideology enveloped in religious clothing: Nazism in a urban. This the same book that was used to attempt to destroy the Pyramids & the Sphinx,and    I vow to destroy Islam from within just like it destroyed my Family, Country, Coptic Language, Culture, and left one big hole in one of the Pyramids! Alongside burning the Library of Alexandria (by Muslim historian boasting), and implementing Jizya Mafia Tax upon Egyptians for 1,300+ years. 

Allahu Asghar! (Allah is Miniscule!) (Opposite of Allahu Akbar!)

This Translation is by Ramsis MinmaetRa (Neé Youssef Abdalla)–An Ex-muslim Atheist Pharaoh.

Disclaimer: The Quranic Text is a Jungle–The narrator talks to you, then to Muhammed, then to the Believers, then to Israelites, etc. it's like as schizophrenic telling a story: A Word salad; This is due to the fact that the Quran was allegedly divinly inspired over the course of 20 years period dash dash except those satanic verses that were inspired by Satan as per Muhammad admission – dash. eeer a 20 year period and thus there were majr shuffling ation of the Quran only happened after Muhammed's death, and throughout 20 years of "revelation" fron God, Muhammed as also rearranging verses from one chapter to

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9 times–as if begging to be convincing– that it is revealed in a Clear Arabic Language–However, one will find the many non-arabic words; In fact, as per the Islamic Encyclopedia Page 8222-8224, there are 275 non-arabic words in the Quran–From Ethiopic, Persian, Greek, Hindi, Syriac, Hebrew, Nabataean, Coptic, Turkish, African, and Berber. 

Chapter 1: The Prelude 

In the Authority of God, The Sustainer, The Merciful 

1:1 Praise be to God, Lord of the Worlds

1:2 The Sustainer, The Merciful

1:3 King on the day of Judgment 

1:4 We worship you, and We ask for your Help

1:5 Guide us to the straight & Narrow Path 

1:6 The Path of those whom you blessed–Not the path of those whom you cursed (Jews), nor those who have gone astray (Christians)

***This prelude is recited 17x a day by the adherent Muslims during the 5 daily prayers; The last Verse about Jews and Christians doesn't specifically mention them but the common understanding and the verbage elsewhere in the Quran refers to them as exactly that–Those whom God has cursed and those whom have strayed. 

Chapter 2: The Cow

2:1 "ALM" - (An Acronym without any Meaning that Muhammed failed to explain to his followers; The Quran contains many of them in the beginning)

2:2 This book–without a doubt–is guidance for the Revenant:

2:3 They are those who blindly believe (lit. in the Unseen), do their daily Prayers (Salat), and are charitable.

2:4 Moreover, they are those who believe in what We have revealed to you–as well as hat which we've revealed from before you–and they are certain of the incoming Judgment day.

2:5 They're the Guided; They're the Winners! 

2:6 

The Quran asserts (